A complete AI-first support architecture covering triage, automation, escalation, and human handoff. Reduce tickets by 60% with a system that actually works.
Full-stack developer with 12 years of experience in React, Node.js, Python, and cloud infrastructure. Previously senior engineer at Stripe. I build things that are fast, accessible, and maintainable — not clever for cleverness's sake.
My Upwork freelancer found this site and sent me a very angry email. Then he used it too.
Came here as a joke, left with genuinely useful web development output. 10/10 plot twist.
I used to charge $129 for this exact service. This website is a personal attack.
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